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Post by Sammy Fox on Jan 21, 2012 18:02:53 GMT
So while at school this week I had to write a fictive commercial as an assignment in english class.
"I'm luvin' it!
Hello, my name is Jack Shiller. We at WacDaniels for originality; which is why we gave you fondly-remembered gems such as the WacPizza, the WacPoutine, the WacAngus, and the newest entry in our ever-growing family of heart-stoppers, the WacRoadkill. you'll ask, "why does this taste so much like wendy's?", well we share the same dumpsters.
Get one in a Cheery Meal and your kid will get a free surprise! yeah, a raccoon tail or the rabbies.
It's so tastebuds-numbingly tasty that you will never notice the quadruple dose of antivomit that was necessary to make the WacRoadkill edible.
So come get a delicious WacRoadkill. You'll never feel sorry for our furred friends ever again!
And remember; we at WacDaniels love you. That's you, the customer. Not the angry mom who's suing us because she spilt her searing-hot coffee on her daughter while slipping on the wet floor after having discovered a dead rat in her WacWrap. Not her."
Despite getting disturbed looks from everyone in the class, I got high marks. ain't that fun? <3
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digitalfate
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Post by digitalfate on Jan 31, 2012 15:24:33 GMT
Yeah, it made me laugh
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