shadowdinosaur
Robo Nerd
A Dinosaur that exists in the modern era. JOY!! You can't help it. You just can't help it, I say.
Posts: 156
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 8, 2010 21:17:39 GMT
I never go those.." That's not something, that's my wife" Jokes.
They are just too lame.
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Post by frobman on Oct 8, 2010 21:20:36 GMT
A man walked into a bar. He said "Ow"!
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Post by tammierd on Oct 8, 2010 21:23:15 GMT
Portos to Athos:"Where's Aramis? He Musketeer RIGHT NOW!" - got this from Sassi who's a bit of a jokester sometimes =P
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Post by ontels on Oct 8, 2010 21:24:10 GMT
Why was the fireman berried next to the hill?......................because he was dead.
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shadowdinosaur
Robo Nerd
A Dinosaur that exists in the modern era. JOY!! You can't help it. You just can't help it, I say.
Posts: 156
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 8, 2010 21:25:17 GMT
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yah
Yah..who?
Hey i didn't know you were a Cowboy!
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shadowdinosaur
Robo Nerd
A Dinosaur that exists in the modern era. JOY!! You can't help it. You just can't help it, I say.
Posts: 156
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 8, 2010 21:25:56 GMT
Why was the fireman berried next to the hill?......................because he was dead. Talk about dead humour.
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Post by Double-S-NL on Oct 8, 2010 21:31:45 GMT
some people might reconise this one.. XD
Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Aww don't cry~
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Post by tammierd on Oct 8, 2010 21:36:10 GMT
This lady's walking her dog and sees a man at the bus stop eating a meatpie
"Would you like me to throw your dog a bit?" asked the man. "Certiainly, that would be nice" said the lady.
So the man picks up the dog and throws him into the road
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 8, 2010 21:52:49 GMT
A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing them into his pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her. He noticed after a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. A bit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It`s all right ma`am, they`re just golf balls."
She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments later said, "Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"
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Post by ZoDy on Oct 9, 2010 0:22:08 GMT
Why was the fireman berried next to the hill?......................because he was dead. Best joke ever on Ren and Stimpy I once hit my girlfriend with a door once and to lighten the situation I told her I only did it cus I 'A-DOOR-ed' her.... : B later I was dumped.
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Post by Devar on Oct 9, 2010 0:43:23 GMT
A man rings the door bell and a lady answers and he says "I am dreadfully sorry madam but I just ran over your cat." and then the man said to her "As an apology I would like to replace your cat." and the lady answered "Thats nice and all but.. how good are you at catching mice."
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James
Supa Geek
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Post by James on Oct 9, 2010 0:55:06 GMT
2 muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says : Gosh, it's HOT in here, isn't it ?
The other one replies : WAAAH ! A TALKING MUFFIN !!!
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H Hog
Robo Nerd
BRAIIIIIINSSS
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Post by H Hog on Oct 9, 2010 1:53:08 GMT
This lady's walking her dog and sees a man at the bus stop eating a meatpie "Would you like me to throw your dog a bit?" asked the man. "Certiainly, that would be nice" said the lady. So the man picks up the dog and throws him into the road ...I don't get it? ^^; Knock knock -Who's there? A li'l old lady -A li'l old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 9, 2010 9:46:22 GMT
This lady's walking her dog and sees a man at the bus stop eating a meatpie "Would you like me to throw your dog a bit?" asked the man. "Certiainly, that would be nice" said the lady. So the man picks up the dog and throws him into the road ...I don't get it? ^^; Knock knock -Who's there? A li'l old lady -A li'l old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! The man is asking if he'd throw the lady's dog a bit of his pie, so the lady accepts, but instead, she chucks the dog into the road? Get it now?
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Post by ontels on Oct 9, 2010 10:46:04 GMT
What did the Duck say to the Tiger?.................quack
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