H Hog
Robo Nerd
BRAIIIIIINSSS
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Post by H Hog on Oct 9, 2010 11:22:09 GMT
Oooooohhh, right, get it now yeah... kind of disregarded the meatpie thing ^^;
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 9, 2010 14:06:36 GMT
two hedgehogs are walking along the footpath and they come across a road with black and white stripes, one hedgehog says to the other, "Well, if the zebra didn't make it across, then what chance have we got?"
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Post by Double-S-NL on Oct 9, 2010 14:11:30 GMT
Knock Knock Who's there? Yes, the doctor Doctor who?
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Post by Devar on Oct 9, 2010 17:17:02 GMT
Doctor, doctor, I am falling apart.
Then pull yourself together then.
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Post by Double-S-NL on Oct 9, 2010 17:48:36 GMT
Doctor, doctor, I am falling apart. Then pull yourself together then. but I don't have the GUTS to do so!
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Post by ontels on Oct 9, 2010 17:57:28 GMT
Doctor, doctor, I am falling apart. Then pull yourself together then. but I don't have the GUTS to do so! Sorry but were running on a SKELATON crew at the hospital today.
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Post by Sors the Bloodedge on Oct 10, 2010 13:04:37 GMT
Two cows on a field, one says "moo", the other goes "you b*****d, I was going to say that!"
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 10, 2010 14:30:42 GMT
"Doctor, doctor, every time I look at you, you seem to resemble Walt Disney!" "Oh please, stop taking the Mickey!"
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shadowdinosaur
Robo Nerd
A Dinosaur that exists in the modern era. JOY!! You can't help it. You just can't help it, I say.
Posts: 156
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 10, 2010 14:54:44 GMT
A horse walked into a Doctors office.
The doctor asked... Why the long face?
Ba dum Tsh!
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Post by ontels on Oct 10, 2010 15:57:45 GMT
A horse walked into a Doctors office. The doctor asked... Why the long face? Ba dum Tsh! -____- Then the horse said "I have cancer"
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Post by rogerfromimp on Oct 10, 2010 17:28:42 GMT
Then the horse said "I have cancer"
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James
Supa Geek
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Post by James on Oct 10, 2010 18:17:27 GMT
2 cows are sitting on a tree while knitting some skyscrapers when a blue car singing the English National Anthem walks on by, and one cow says to the other one "Strange, isn't it ?"
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Post by pookiebrr on Oct 10, 2010 19:23:11 GMT
What do you call a mix between a brown chicken and a brown cow?
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Brown-chicken-brown-cowwww.
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Post by lukethef0x on Oct 10, 2010 22:49:30 GMT
Ok, two Hunters were walking in the woods. One of the Hunters was in pain and fell over. The Second Hunter called for an ambulance. "I think my friend is dead" says the Hunter. "ok, can you check to see that he's actually dead?" replied the Operator. The operator then hears a loud gunshot and the Hunter says "OK, now what?"
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Post by Ultra the HedgeToaster on Oct 10, 2010 23:19:08 GMT
2 cows are sitting on a tree while knitting some skyscrapers when a blue car singing the English National Anthem walks on by, and one cow says to the other one "Strange, isn't it ?"The cow was quoting "Sonic: The Movie"? www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiEwmiPSmtoThat is indeed a surprising end.
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