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Post by Ultra the HedgeToaster on Oct 14, 2010 23:44:37 GMT
Don't have phone sex you could get hearing aids. [...] They all keep on bickering and arguing till the train hit them [...] The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine" Haha, all good ones, sassi!
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 15, 2010 7:45:00 GMT
and these are supposed to be somewhat "bad" jokes? Think those last three were a little too overdone/good
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Post by CillaInTheSellar on Oct 15, 2010 8:41:31 GMT
you're too good Steph, seriously, loved the liver and cheese one LMAO
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Post by digitalfate on Oct 15, 2010 20:04:40 GMT
I got bad joke. What is the stupidest element? Sodium.
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Post by bravi on Oct 15, 2010 23:07:21 GMT
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
HAHA, what a knee slapper.
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 16, 2010 8:09:24 GMT
o___O
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Post by H Hog on Oct 17, 2010 9:45:23 GMT
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle ...I laughed at that one harder than I probably should've XD What do you use to shoot a mime? -A silencer.
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Post by Ultra the HedgeToaster on Oct 17, 2010 10:10:16 GMT
Eh, I have a variation on that - "how you kill a mime?" "you hire 'the invisible man'."
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 17, 2010 13:40:28 GMT
This angry man turns to his wife and says "You silly cow, locking the dog in the boot of the car has got to be the most stupid thing ever."
"Oh yeah," she retorted, "wait till I tell you about the car keys."
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Post by bravi on Oct 17, 2010 19:37:01 GMT
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle ...I laughed at that one harder than I probably should've XD What do you use to shoot a mime? -A silencer. Me too...I felt a little ashamed of myself.
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Post by H Hog on Oct 18, 2010 17:19:47 GMT
Here's a selection of jokes all taken from the "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" NES videogame, varying from godawfully terrible (like the game itself) to actually kind of amusing. (The use for the jokes is that the weasels hold Roger hostage, and to save him Roger asks you a question, and you have to pick the funniest answer to make the weasels laugh and release Roger). Some jokes are actually themed after the movie as well, but I think they're easy enough to get when if you haven't seen the movie (and if you haven't, shame on you!).
-What tuba can't you play? *A tuba toothpaste
-What is the best cure for water on the brain? *A tap on the head
-What hand do you write with? *I usually write with a pencil
-What do ghosts ride on at the state fair? *The roller ghoaster
-What animal can you never trust? *A cheetah
-Where is Timbucktwo? *Between Timbuckone and Timbuckthree
-How did you find out the weather on your holiday? *I went outside, and there it was
-What animal would you like to be on a cold day? * 'Otter
-Why does a sheep have a wool coat? *He would look stupid in a plastic coat
-Can you name nine animals from Africa? *Sure, eight elephants and a giraffe
-Why did the orange stop rolling? *Because it ran out of juice
-Why are you so angry? *It's all the rage!
-Where do you find a wild boar? *Depends on where you leave them
-What is worse than raining cats and dogs? *Hailing Benny The Cab
-Why are barbers such fast drivers? *Because they know all the short cuts
-What trees do thumbs and fingers grow on? *Palm trees
-Why do birds fly south for the winter? *Because it's too far to walk
-Why is a river rich? *Because it has two banks
-Where did King John sign the Magna Carta? *At the bottom
-Why are false teeth like stars? *They come out at night
-Does your watch tell the time? *No, you have to look at it
-What are witches good at in school? *Spelling
-Why do you want to work for a bank? *Well, I'm told there is money in it
-On what side of a school would an elm tree grow? *On the outside
-What fish wears a cowboy hat and carries two guns? *Billy The Squid
-How did the intruder get into the mansion? *In-tru-der window
-What goes zzub zzub zzub? *A bee flying backwards
-What food sings at the Ink & Paint Club? *A soup opera
-What do you give a seasick elephant? *Plenty of room
-Why did the toon throw his watch out the window? *He wanted to see time fly
-What does an elephant do when it rains? *It gets wet
-How do you make a coat last? *You make the trousers first
-What is black and white and red all over? *A sunburned penguin
-What did one rose say to the other rose? *Hello, bud
-Why is Baby Herman like an old car? *They both have a rattle
-What goes tick tock woof? *A watch dog
-What is a forum? *Twoum plus twoum
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Post by rogerfromimp on Oct 19, 2010 18:54:19 GMT
Heh, terrible weasle jokes there. Hmm, no Terrance and Philip Classics yet?
Terrance: Hey Phillip, guess what? Phillip: What? Terrance: [Farts] Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Now that's a true classic, amazing.
Or this knee slapper from the Timon and Pumba jungle games videogame:
Timon: Don't eath those berries, they're...BERRY IMPORTANT! hahaha get it? get it? get it?
Or my personal favorite, every joke in every cartoon about every fat character ever:
Fat character: I'm hungry. When's lunch?
Ho ho ho ho ho, the amazing and incredibly witty sense of humor of saturday morning cartoon writers.
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shadowdinosaur
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Post by shadowdinosaur on Oct 22, 2010 9:45:48 GMT
A guy walks into a resturant and said he hasn't had a bit in 3 days.
So i got a pistol and shot him saying, "We aren't doing that stupid joke!"
TEH END.
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Post by Ultra the HedgeToaster on Oct 22, 2010 11:59:44 GMT
Three strangers enter a saloon. The townsfolk is looking at them suspiciously. One of the guys in the saloon walks up to them, and starts asking each of them the same question - "What is 2+2?" The first replies: "Twenty-two!" and walks off. The second replies: "CAKE!" and walks off. (he then proceeds to repeatedly run into the sallon's walls) The third one however, he replies "Four", and immediatelly gets shot.
Why is that?
"He knew too much."
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Post by SassiKittyCat on Oct 22, 2010 17:01:46 GMT
what do you call exploding chickens?
Boom-marans
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